Are you sure you knocked out my sinus infection? I still have a headache, and I took your last dose a couple of days ago. Please tell me you did your job because I really don’t want to go back to the doctor.
Not a Fan of Doctors
Dear Big C’s Baseball Coach,
I apologize in advance for not being prepared for the first practice of the season. I didn’t have a chance to buy Big C new baseball cleats so he will be sporting his soccer cleats until I can find the time and energy to get to Sports Authority. Oh, and his baseball pants don’t fit him either. But hey, at least I located his equipment bag, and what do you know, it actually has equipment in it! Maybe next time, you can give me more than a one day notice that the season is starting?
See you in a few hours,
A Wannabe Soccer, I Mean Baseball, Mom
Dear Little C’s Hairdresser,
I know you cut my daughter’s hair 2 weeks ago, but I’m just now noticing that one side of her hair is about an inch shorter than the other. Is it too late for you to fix it for free? Oh my goodness, she’s lopsided!
A Not So Happy Customer with a Delayed Reaction
Please don’t jump onto my head. After 3 students stayed home in the past couple of weeks with a case of critters, I can’t stop itching. And every time I see that adorable little boy walk into my classroom with his new lice-inspired high and tight, I can’t help but wonder how in the world I would rid my daughter’s long, beautiful blonde (and yes, lopsided) hair of you. So stay away!
An Itchy, Pony-Tailed Teacher
Who would you write an unsent letter to today?